It has a probe which is touched to the specimen during testing. A button is pressed and the machine goes into operation, whirring, clicking, and buzzing, until suddenly, lights flash, the Bone Meter rises, and a bell rings loudly as the word PROOF flashes on the screen.

Anyone doubting the authenticity of the Bigfoot Bones or other kaolithic wonders is shown indisputable proof with this machine.

Bailey claims that no machine nor scientist has proven the kaolithic bones shown in his collection to be a hoax.